
Date of issue: 09.12.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Have You Seen My Willy |
Have you seen my willy, he’s warm to touch |
I’ve named him David and I love him very much |
He’s nestled on a ball bag, joined at his root |
He is pink and veiny and his helmet’s cute |
Have you seen my willy, he’s short and stout |
Look there is the jap-eye where the piss comes out |
He’s nestled on some bollocks, covered in hair |
Pull back all the foreskin, see the banjo string there |
Have you seen my willy, his friends are balls |
Sometimes he’s big and solid and sometimes he’s small |
He’s nestled on some gonads, he wriggles about |
Tug him up and down, see his jizz come out |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Birds | 2015 |
My Willy Won't Go | 2015 |
Scabs | 2015 |
Do Your Boobs Hang Low | 2015 |
Sh!t (I'm a Willy) | 2015 |
I Live in the Woods | 2015 |
Put Some Poo | 2015 |
I've Got Boils | 2014 |
Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes | 2010 |
Dairy | 2010 |
Found Some Poo | 2010 |
Do Your Balls Hang Low | 2011 |
I've Done a Poo | 2012 |
Mad Jim | 2012 |
Addicted to Cheese | 2009 |
Touching Things Is Fun (the Winky Song) | 2009 |
Wet Dream | 2014 |