| Hey Daddy, Daddy
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| Look what I have found
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| Hey Daddy, Daddy
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| I found it on the ground
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| Hey Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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| Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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| What!
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| I found some poo and I put some in each corner of your bed
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| I found some poo, poo and I named a nugget Fred
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| I really want a poo ring when I’m wed
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| It’s on the walls and I smeared some on your bread
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| Hey Daddy, Daddy
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| I found it in the hole
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| Hey Daddy, Daddy
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| At the bottom of the bowl
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| Hey Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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| Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
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| What!
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| I found some poo, poo and I re-painted the stairs
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| I found some poo, poo and I clogged some in my hair
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| I really like poo stuffing in my bear
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| It’s in your shoes and I put some on your chair
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| I found some poo, poo and I fired some into space
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| I found some poo, poo and I filled up your briefcase
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| I love its smell and I love the way it tastes
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| It’s like lipstick, look it’s smeared across my face |