Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You , by - Kinky FriedmanRelease date: 31.12.2005
Song language: English
We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You |
| While traveling through the Lone Star State |
| I lost my lunch before I ate |
| It happened in a pull-ahead café. Yahoo! |
| I felt my bones begin to crunch |
| I saw my name on the businessman’s lunch |
| And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say: |
| «Hey buddy, are you blind |
| Say, partner, can’t you read the sign ?» |
| We reserve the right to refuse service to you |
| Take your business back to Walgreen’s |
| Have you tried your local zoo? |
| You smell just like a communist |
| You come on through just like a Jew |
| We reserve the right to refuse service to you |
| Well, I walked on in to my House of God |
| Congregation on the nod |
| Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing |
| Hear, O Israel, yes indeed |
| My book was backwards, couldn’t read |
| But I got a good rise when I heard that Rabbi sing |
| «Boruch atoh Adonoi |
| What the hell are you doing back there, boy ?» |
| We reserve the right to refuse services to you |
| Your friends are all on welfare — |
| You call yourself a Jew? |
| You need your ticket and your tie |
| To zip your prayers on through |
| We reserve the right to refuse services unto you |
| Life from Laos and Cambodia |
| No more tears tonight they showed ya |
| The latest old war movies on TV |
| You know it’s bound to escalate |
| So go and turn on channel eight |
| Watch channel seven border channel three |
| Well, I won’t mind your tanks and jets and jeeps |
| And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps: |
| We reserve the right to refuse service to you |
| Right, face, forward, move |
| And get the children, too |
| Let Saigons be bygones |
| Don’t you blow this world in two |
| We reserve the right to refuse service to you |
| Well, it’s just my luck that God’s a Texan |
| One big sonbitchin' Anglo-Saxon |
| Some crazy tall Norwegian bore |
| Just to help my body shipped air-freight |
| From Texas to the Pearly Gate |
| Just ring the bell and leave me at the door |
| I’ll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low |
| I’ll hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereo |
| Singing |
| «We reserve the right to refuse service to you |
| Take your business back to Walgreen’s |
| Have you tried your local zoo? |
| Our quota’s filled for this year |
| On singing Texas Jews |
| We reserve the right to refuse service to you.» |