![If Only - King Missile](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/32847517407343925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 31.12.1989
Record label: Shimmy Disc
Song language: English
If Only |
If only x 4 |
If only x 4 |
If only we could turn our heads into melons |
Then we could squeeze them |
And they would produce delicious juice |
If only we could turn our heads into breads |
We could slice ourselves up and make sandwiches |
If only we could turn our heads into cheeses |
We could jump into a mushroom omelette |
And make it taste oh so much better |
Turn our heads into leaves of lettuce |
Hanging out with the salad bowl |
With tomatoes and carrots and some blue cheese dressing on top |
That would be quite fine I think |
If only we could do that |
But we cannot |
We cannot turn our heads into any kind of food at all |
It simply cannot be done |
We must look elsewhere for answers |
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Sensitive Artist | 2003 |
Detachable Penis | 2007 |
The Bunny Song | 1989 |
Dick | 2003 |
The Blood Song | 1989 |
That Old Dog | 2003 |
Stonehenge | 1989 |
Wuss | 2003 |
He Needed | 1989 |
The Love Song | 1989 |
Fluting on the Hump | 2003 |
Margaret's Eyes | 1989 |
Heavy Holy Man | 2003 |
When She Closed Her Eyes | 1989 |
Hemopheliac Of Love | 1989 |
The Box | 1989 |
They | 1989 |
As I Walked Thru Queens | 1989 |
Leather Clown | 1989 |
WW3 Is A Giant Ice Cream Cone | 1989 |