Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Detachable Penis, artist - King Missile. Album song Happy Hour, in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 11.06.2007
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Detachable Penis |
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. |
This happens all the time--it's detachable |
(Detachable penis) |
This comes in handy a lot of the time. |
I can leave it home when I think it’s |
gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it. |
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for |
the life of me remember what I did with it |
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it. |
So I called up the |
place where the party was; |
they hadn’t seen it either |
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason I leave it |
there sometimes, but not this time |
So, I told them if it pops up to let me know. |
I called a few people who were at |
the party, but they were no help either |
I was starting to get desperate. |
I really don’t like being without my penis for |
too long; |
it makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit |
down every time I take a leak |
After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, |
I was starting to get very depressed. |
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. |
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s Place, where all those |
people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a |
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. |
Some guy was selling it--I had to buy it |
off him. |
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen |
I took it home, washed it off and put it back on. |
I was happy again. |
Complete. |
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don’t |
know--even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable |
penis |
(Detachable penis) |