| I was quiet as a mouse
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| When I snuck into your house
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| And took roofies with your spouse
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| In a nit and out a louse
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| Lice are lousy all the time
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| They suck your blood, drink your wine
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| Say shut up and quit your crying
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| Give it time and you’ll be fine
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| You’re so nice and you’re so smart
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| You’re such a good friend I have to break your heart
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| I’ll tell you that I love you then I’ll tear your world apart
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| Just pretend I didn’t tear your world apart
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| I like boys with strong convictions
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| And convicts with perfect diction
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| Underdogs with good intentions
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| Amputees with stamp collections
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| Plywood skinboards ride the ocean
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| Salty noses suntan lotion
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| Always seriously joking
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| And rambunctiously soft-spoken
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| I like boys that like their mothers
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| And I have a thing for brothers
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| But they always wait til we’re under the covers
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| To say I’m sure glad we’re not lovers
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| You’re so nice and you’re so smart
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| You’re such a good friend I have to break your heart
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| I’ll tell you that I love you then I’ll tear your world apart
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| Just pretend I didn’t tear your world apart
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| I like my new bunnysuit
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| I like my new bunnysuit
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| I like my new bunnysuit
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| When I wear it I feel cute |