| They say I’m looking bloated
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| No kid, you can never have enough of the sugar coated
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| A product that you need, but didn’t even know it
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| One shot contain your recommended daily dosage
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| Of synthesised non-essential amino acids
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| And e-numbers
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| Keep the kids hyperactive
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| But taken as part of a balanced diet
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| So we can all be diabetics with angina
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| It’s all good, we’ve got the medicine to treat that
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| It’s full of sugar and fat, I recommend you eat that
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| You only live once, go on, risk it
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| Plus there’s no value added tax on a rap biscuit
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| It’s addictive
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| The food’s crack
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| Might jack a little kiddie for a Hello Kitty food snack
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| Get smacked for the Sunny D
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| Hit the Chinese, tell 'em, 'Go heavy on the MSG'
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| Just some of the many side effects available
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| Turn cookie monster for the crumbs on the table
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| They tell me the health benefits debatable
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| So if you got an allergy make sure you read the label
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| I sell rap biscuits (Haha, what?)
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| I sell rap biscuits (What!)
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| Warning: May contain nuts
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| Please you’ll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts
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| Even caramel wafers is getting touched
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| The scoops in my biscuit truck
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| Who tears it up?
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| I’m going hard
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| Candy coat the violence with no regard
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| You love the bubble gum (Pop!)
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| Violet Beauregarde
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| Augustus Gloop on a busted loop
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| My competition got nutritional fruit
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| But only just recouped
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| We got the chocolate peanut butter soup
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| Get the fuck out the way
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| My Oompa Loompas are coming through
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| Take your Tunnock’s teacake off the top spot
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| Brimstone Rap Biscuits in your corner shop
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| Available in a variety of fruit flavours
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| Obesity is headlining all the newspapers
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| But there’s no such thing as bad publicity
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| Serving something syrup to little kids and teenagers
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| I sell rap biscuits
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| Kidkanevil sell rap biscuits
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| Warning: May contain nuts
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| Please you’ll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts
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| Even caramel wafers is getting touched
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| The scoops in my biscuit truck
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| Who tears it up?
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| Warning: May contain nuts
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| Please you’ll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts
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| Even caramel wafers is getting touched
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| The scoops in my biscuit truck
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| Who tears it up? |