
Date of issue: 01.10.2015
Record label: Par Excellence
Song language: English
Rap Biscuits Intro |
They say I’m looking bloated |
No kid, you can never have enough of the sugar coated |
A product that you need, but didn’t even know it |
One shot contain your recommended daily dosage |
Of synthesised non-essential amino acids |
And e-numbers |
Keep the kids hyperactive |
But taken as part of a balanced diet |
So we can all be diabetics with angina |
It’s all good, we’ve got the medicine to treat that |
It’s full of sugar and fat, I recommend you eat that |
You only live once, go on, risk it |
Plus there’s no value added tax on a rap biscuit |
It’s addictive |
The food’s crack |
Might jack a little kiddie for a Hello Kitty food snack |
Get smacked for the Sunny D |
Hit the Chinese, tell 'em, 'Go heavy on the MSG' |
Just some of the many side effects available |
Turn cookie monster for the crumbs on the table |
They tell me the health benefits debatable |
So if you got an allergy make sure you read the label |
I sell rap biscuits (Haha, what?) |
I sell rap biscuits (What!) |
Warning: May contain nuts |
Please you’ll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts |
Even caramel wafers is getting touched |
The scoops in my biscuit truck |
Who tears it up? |
I’m going hard |
Candy coat the violence with no regard |
You love the bubble gum (Pop!) |
Violet Beauregarde |
Augustus Gloop on a busted loop |
My competition got nutritional fruit |
But only just recouped |
We got the chocolate peanut butter soup |
Get the fuck out the way |
My Oompa Loompas are coming through |
Take your Tunnock’s teacake off the top spot |
Brimstone Rap Biscuits in your corner shop |
Available in a variety of fruit flavours |
Obesity is headlining all the newspapers |
But there’s no such thing as bad publicity |
Serving something syrup to little kids and teenagers |
I sell rap biscuits |
Kidkanevil sell rap biscuits |
Warning: May contain nuts |
Please you’ll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts |
Even caramel wafers is getting touched |
The scoops in my biscuit truck |
Who tears it up? |
Warning: May contain nuts |
Please you’ll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts |
Even caramel wafers is getting touched |
The scoops in my biscuit truck |
Who tears it up? |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Palm of My Hand ft. Kidkanevil | 2012 |
Working Angles ft. Kidkanevil | 2012 |
Ewok | 2015 |
Backyard ft. Kidkanevil | 2013 |
Fall Out ft. Kidkanevil | 2018 |