Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Bouncer, artist - Kevin Fowler. Album song Coming to a Honky Tonk Near You, in the genre Кантри
Date of issue: 20.10.2016
Record label: Kevin Fowler
Song language: English
The Bouncer |
I was out drinkin' with my buddies |
Right after work, boots still muddy. |
Did a shot then we shot the breeze, |
Shot some pool, like we always do. |
Everybody buyin' everybody rounds. |
I didn’t wanna be rude and turn 'em down. |
Buzz on after 2 or 3, or maybe 3 or 4. |
Didn’t count no more 'cuz, |
I was just there to drink |
I was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness |
Can I get a wi-I-i-I-i-itness |
I was just partyin' on, |
Swear I wasn’t doin' nothin' wrong. |
Just kissed a waitress on the mouth, |
Then the big bad bouncer threw me out. |
Said he played defensive line |
For Mississippi back in 1999 |
He didn’t seem that scared of me, |
When I showed a few, of my karr-até moves (hi-ya) |
I’m not sure how far I travelled |
Just know I landed face first in the gravel. |
Got up and kicked him in the pork-n-beans |
Dusted off and then, I ran right back in 'cuz |
I was just there to drink |
I was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness |
Can I get a wi-I-i-I-i-itness |
I was just partyin' on, |
Climbed up on the bar to sing my song, |
Jumped off and surfed across the crowd, |
Then the big bad bouncer threw me out. |
I was just there to drink |
I was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness |
Can I get a wi-I-i-I-i-itness |
I was just partyin' on, |
Swear I wasn’t doin nothin wrong. |
Just kissed another waitress on the mouth, |
Jumped off the bar, surfed across crowd, |
If I wadn’t busy drinkin' woulda taken him down, |
But the big bad bouncer threw me out. |
«He better be glad I was in a good mood» |
«Yeah I’ll let it slide this time» |