| So bartender set me up with the triple crown
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| Double ain’t enough when I’m feelin' this down
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| I’ll celebrate the misfortune I’ve found
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| With my own version of the triple crown
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| Well I’d gone to the racetrack to place my bet
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| Saw my Ex-Wife and her new boyfriend
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| Layin' down some money on the long-shot horse
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| Using her alimony from our divorce
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| I won some money at the Preakness and the Belmont Stakes
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| The Kentucky Derby was the very next race
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| Put it all on «Lucky In Love»
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| He stumbled at the gate and he never got up
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| So bartender set me up with the triple crown
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| Double ain’t enough when I’m feelin' this down
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| I’ll celebrate the misfortune I’ve found
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| With my own version of the triple crown
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| When It comes to the ponies I can pick 'em pretty well
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| But if you’re bettin' on a woman, son you never can tell
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| Think you got a winner that’ll stay in the race
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| And you find yourself settlin' for second place
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| So bartender set me up with the triple crown
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| Double ain’t enough when I’m feelin' this down
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| I’ll celebrate the misfortune I’ve found
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| With my own version of the triple crown |