Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Santa Got Busted by the Border Patrol , by - Kevin Fowler. Release date: 20.11.2012
Song language: English
Santa Got Busted by the Border Patrol |
| Santa was down in Juarez on Christmas Eve |
| Trying to take the toys to kids in need |
| Slid down the chimney, there was the strangest smell |
| He landed in the house of the local cartel |
| They were smokin' somethin' funny, didn’t know what it was |
| Santa got himself a little secondhand buzz |
| He ate every single tortilla in sight |
| He said, «Feliz navidad, amigos, have a good night» |
| Santa got busted by the border patrol |
| Coming into Texas trying to leave Mexico |
| His eyes were redder than ole Rudolph’s nose |
| Santa got busted by the border patrol |
| The cops said, «Hey, what’s in that big, red sack |
| «Our dogs are sniffin'; |
| yeah, you’d better step back» |
| They started high fivin' sayin', «Ain't we slick |
| «We got Willie, got Nelly, now we got Saint Nick» |
| Santa got busted by the border patrol |
| Eighty-five miles east of El Paso |
| If you’re comin' into Texas, find another way to go Santa got busted by the border patrol |
| The judge said, «Naw, this just ain’t right |
| «Who the hell would bust Santa on Christmas night» |
| He swung his gavel and said, «Case dismissed |
| «Keep flyin' high, get the toys to those kids» |
| Santa got busted by the border patrol |
| Coming into Texas trying to leave Mexico |
| His eyes were redder than ole Rudolph’s nose |
| Santa got busted by the border patrol |
| Santa got busted by the border patrol |
| Eighty-five miles east of El Paso |
| If you’re comin' into Texas, find another way to go Santa got busted by the border patrol |
| Santa got busted by the border patrol |