| Got a two-dollar-niteny-nine styrofoam cooler
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| It gets the job done right
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| When it’s iced down and ready
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| Thing’s set to Yeti
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| Man it’ll go all night
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| Got a pontoon boat tied up at the lake
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| It’s the black sheep of the dock
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| Put a kegerator on it
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| I’ll be doggone it
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| Damn thing rides like a yacht
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| No matter where you are
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| No matter what you’re doing
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| One thing’s perfectly clear
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| It’s hard not to see it
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| I think we all agree that
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| Everything’s better with beer
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| Ain’t a red-blooded, blue-collared, God-fearing cowboy
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| Truck-driving-hippie I know
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| Who’d look you in the eye
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| Pop top a cold one
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| And try to tell ya it ain’t so
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| No matter where you are
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| No matter what you’re doing
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| One thing’s perfectly clear
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| It’s hard not to see it
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| I think we all agree it
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| Everything’s better with beer
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| You know that’s right
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| Yeah weddings and funerals
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| Or sawdust dancehalls
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| Bleacher sitting, ditch digging
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| Friday-night frog gigging
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| Everything’s better with beer
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| No matter where you are
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| No matter what you’re doing
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| One thing’s perfectly clear
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| It’s hard not to see it
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| I think we all agree it
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| Everything’s better with beer
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| No matter where you are
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| No matter what you’re doing
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| Any old time of the year
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| It’s hard not to see it
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| I think we all agree it
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| Everything’s better with beer
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| Yeah everything’s better with beer
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| Like Mexican food
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| Barbecue
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| Floating down the river on a inner tube
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| Everything’s better with beer |