| Dog v. Cat
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| You’re canine trash
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| There’s nothing I like more than a mutt getting whacked
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| with my baseball bat
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| How’d you like that?
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| That’ll stop you barking, startling me in the morning
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| What’s your problem, dog?
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| Cat throw you tongue in the vice 'til the blood comes
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| Hope your owner comes runnin' 'cause he’s lonesome
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| Bark any louder, I’ll go hit for fun.
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| Cat v. Dog
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| It’s all kicking off
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| I wanna murder moggies all around the world
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| I’ll bite you in the head, 'til you’re dead
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| Brains everywhere, but I won’t care
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| I’ll be hanging with my bitches,
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| enjoying the riches
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| of a multisensory life
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| Man’s best friend is a dog, not a feline
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| Homo sapiens got one thing right
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| Eternal hatred |