Lyrics Crooked - Keller Williams

Crooked

I ain’t crooked
Although I follow the path of least resistance
No, I ain’t crooked
Although I follow the path of least resistance
I just trying to do my thang
Maintain my existence
I ain’t stupid
Although I did not complete all of my schooling
No, I ain’t stupid
Although I did not complete all of my schooling
I ain’t crooked, I ain’t stupid
And I ain’t foolin'
I ain’t scared
Although I may appear to be shaken
No, I ain’t scared
Although I may appear to be shaken
I ain’t waking to the faking
Baking, partaking, and the head-aching, corn-flaking
I ain’t faking, bacon
I ain’t special
But my momma tell me that it’s true
I ain’t nothing to write home about, baby
But my momma tell me that it’s true
I know one thing is for sure
I’m lucky I got you
Hey buddy, how you doing this is ???
calling, just wondering if it might be
possible for me to come out on your farm an do a little vermin trapping,
mainly squirrel trapping and even some chipmunk trapping, anything furry quite
honestly because I really kind of like to catch little furry animals and skin
them and make nifty little clothes out of them.
You know like little booties
for babies and uh, you know, little Daniel Boone hats, and uh, just give me a
call back sometime if you got the chance
I ain’t wealthy
But y’all know sometimes it’s fun to pretend
I ain’t got no money, baby, no
Y’all know sometimes it’s fun to pretend
They say you can’t take it with you when you leave
So you might as well spend
I ain’t crooked
Although I follow the path of least resistance
No, I ain’t crooked
Although I follow the path of least resistance
I just trying to do my thang
Maintain my existence
You’re just trying to do your thang
Maintain your existence
We’ll just try to do our thang
Maintain our existence