Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bob Rules, artist - Keller WilliamsDate of issue: 18.02.2002
Song language: English
Bob Rules |
| Twelve o’clock check out we’ve got an entire hour |
| Where is the remote, no time for the manual power |
| I put that name tag over the heart |
| On the shirt, that says 'Bob Rules' |
| I stood in line for days |
| With all the other fools |
| And then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy |
| Called my name and said 'Come on down, you’re the next contestant' |
| Oh my God I was hyperventilating |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream; |
| Which is what it was |
| Janice she slinked on wearing a diamond dog collar |
| Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'One Dollar' |
| But, everyone else overbid |
| And their eyes turned to me with the rage |
| For my dogs will be draped in diamonds |
| And I get to go onstage |
| I picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear |
| He said 'Put me down son and feast your eyes over there' |
| The sliding doors were ajar |
| I was a happy as I could get |
| For it was a brand new car-- |
| A Chevrolet Chevette |
| All because the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy |
| Called my name and said «Come on down you’re the next contestant» |
| Oh my God I was hyperventilating |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream |
| Which is what it was |
| The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon |
| My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed |
| So I pulled down as hard as I could |
| Just like they all knew that I would |
| I was happy to be alive |
| When it landed on $ 0.95 |
| Next thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine |
| Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me |
| Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm |
| How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam? |
| Before I could answer a banging came to my door |
| The housekeeper said 'You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog' |
| I guess I fell back asleep |
| And slept right through that show |
| But the next time I’m in L. A |
| You know where I’m gonna go |
| And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to Rod Roddy |
| Call my name and says «Come on down, you’re the next contestant» |
| Oh my God I hope I don’t hyperventilate |
| I hope I do not wake up from this dream |
| Which is what it will be |