| I stormed off the set
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| Lit a cigarette
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| Headed straight for my trailer
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| I sent Celeste to get coffee
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| I only drink the best
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| And then she went and slammed the door to her tailer
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| Her her slayin', blamin' her agent, sayin':
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| «One more minute working under these conditions
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| And there’s going to be a death.»
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| What a bitch!
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| She’s sayin' leading lady was a hack
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| Not one of them can act
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| Everyone’s a jackass
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| And they’re running around backwards
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| So what do you call that?
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| I’m the only reason they bankrolled the film
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| Have you seen my receipts?
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| I’m a big deal
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| A big deal, for real
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| Pelling her face back
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| Revealing the savage
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| A dragon disguised as an actress
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| Feeding off the drama
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| You want drama?
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| I’m your man
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| Drama
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| I’m your man
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| Had a few breakdowns
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| Feeling kind of bad
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| Til they paid me a half a mil
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| Just to talk about rehab
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| A little complicated
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| Yes I’m medicated
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| Heavily medicated
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| Insane in the brain from being famous
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| And then she walks around saying
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| They want to get in her jeans
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| I put out a lot
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| See, see what I mean
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| It’s like
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| All the guys want to be me
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| Okay
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| All the girls want to do me
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| VIPs wish they knew me
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| So go ahead and sue me
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| Oh fucking hell
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| I’ve got a top lawyer and an ego made of armour
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| I’ll see you in court
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| It’ll make great drama
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| You want drama?
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| I’m your man
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| I met a holy man
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| A metaphysics teacher
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| He was deeper than Choprah
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| Biger than Oprah
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| As I was feeling generous,
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| I gave him some advice
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| I said
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| «No-one ever got a thing by trying to be nice.»
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| Really?
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| I said, «What about karma?»
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| I said, «Huh?»
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| Well, I said, «What about karma?»
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| I said, «Huh?»
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| I said, «What about-»
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| I said, «I heard you the first time.»
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| shit
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| I said, «What about karma, dharma, Dalai Lama, Hare Rama, Obama or Gandhi…»
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| What do you mean?
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| It’s just drama
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| You want drama?
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| I’m your man
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| Drama
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| I’m your man |