| Benny Andersson, Tim Rice, and Bjorn Ulvaeus
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| FLORENCE:
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| This is the one situation I wanted most to avoid
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| Nothing I say will convince him this isn’t a trick.
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| THE RUSSIAN:
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| A drink on a clear moonlit night -- I relax, she
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| smiles
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| There’s something peculiar going on.
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| FLORENCE:
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| So with immaculate timing, I’m left to carry the
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| can
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| Embarrassed, outnumbered, marooned --
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| THE RUSSIAN:
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| Now she can’t be working for them -- I mean
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| us --
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| She seems so very straightforward -- but where
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| is he?
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| FLORENCE:
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| He has to come back -- he wanted this meeting,
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| well didn’t he?
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| THE RUSSIAN:
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| Maybe he’s scared -- just as scared as he was
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| in the game.
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| FLORENCE:
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| Oh, I just couldn’t care less
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| He can go right ahead, go and wreck his career,
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| I know I’ve done my best
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| THE RUSSIAN:
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| Well at least she’s a good-looking spy.
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| FLORENCE:
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| What if my Russian friend thinks that my plans
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| Are more of an intimate kind?
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| If I don’t say something else soon
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| He’ll go -- Nobody’s on nobody’s side!
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| THE RUSSIAN:
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| Listen, I hate to break up the mood |
| Get to the point, begin the beguine
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| Haven’t you noticed we’re a protagonist short
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| In this idyllic, well-produced scene?
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| FLORENCE:
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| All I can say is moments ago
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| He was right here ready and waiting
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| THE RUSSIAN:
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| Never mind him -- I haven’t missed him so far.
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| BOTH:
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| Maybe it won’t do any harm
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| To struggle on without his charm
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| Funny how all at once I feel that he can go jump off the mountain
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| I won’t care
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| FLORENCE:
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| This is the one situation I wanted most to avoid
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| THE RUSSIAN:
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| My dear opponent -- I really can’t imagine why
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| FLORENCE:
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| So I am not dangerous then? |
| -- what a shame!
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| THE RUSSIAN:
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| Oh, you’re not dangerous -- who could think
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| that of you?
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| BOTH:
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| You -- you are so strange -- why can’t you be what you ought to be?
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| You should be scheming, intriguing, too clever
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| by half --
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| THE RUSSIAN:
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| I have to had it to you
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| For you’ve managed to make me forget why I ever agreed to this farce.
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| BOTH:
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| I don’t know why I can’t think of anything
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| I would rather do Than be wasting my time
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| On mountains with you. |