| Bert, is that you?
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| Ahh, an empty place -- oh I love it!
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| A perfect place to practice the exciting art
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| Of — humming!
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| Bert?
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| *clears throat*
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| Chorus: * humming in background *
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| Hum along, if you can’t sing along, hum along
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| Hum along, if you can’t sing along you hum along
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| Hum along, if you can’t sing along, hum along
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| Yeah, hum along with Zev Love X
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| * humming in background *
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| Hmm, hmm! |
| Very interesting this thing
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| Coming and drumming there’s hummingbirds with wings
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| And feathers of the same, so we flock much
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| Plus rock, so on and so such, I clutch this
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| Mic, to touch like an entire stadium
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| With my boys to aid me so we’ll play, if you pay me some
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| Beats sound fickle rented Jeep sounds sickenin
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| To those with no soul, as I roll with my bickerin' (* humming ends *)
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| Bugle boy, bugle boy, toot your own horn
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| Frugal won’t endure, as the talents was born
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| Minus, the John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
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| His name ain’t my name, cause X ain’t permittin shit
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| I’s no hypocrite, so yo, zip your lip
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| Z.L. |
| be rippin, out we’ll rip
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| No no no, shake your hip, or your rump
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| Forget about what I’m sayin, pump your fist to the drum and
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| (* Bert clears throat *)
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| Chorus: * humming in background *
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| Hum along, if you can’t sing along, hum along
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| Hum along, if you can’t sing along, hum along
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| Hum along, if you can’t sing along, hum along
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| Hum with the Birthstone Kid
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| * humming in background *
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| You could have sworn I was a WHAT? |
| A Penn Station pennybegger
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| I gots more songs than your neighborhood bootlegger
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| Swingin hard like a forty-deuce on a hooker
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| Cuter than Booker, a real good looker (* Bert laughs *)
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| Yeah, a brown man is gettin down and
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| To this funky sound and you’ll check it out, Subroc’s the sound man
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| I’m just the R&B's beats kickers kickin lingo
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| Til comes, my payday, if rap was soccer I’d be Pele (* humming ends *)
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| Scorin hard I eat no porkchops or lard
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| So trust in me becaue you, trust in God
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| The Lord, bet I proves, just began for this man
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| Cause the bills stay paid from this mic within my hand
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| I’m not your average everyday cotton-pickin or bailin hay
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| Ho trickin brother who likes to eat chicken
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| Anyway, just hum along, as the drummer drums along
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| This I bring along, not to sing along, but just to
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| (* Bert laughs *)
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| Chorus: * humming in background *
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| Hum along, if you can’t sing along, hum along
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| Hum along, if you can’t sing along, hum along
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| Ya hum along, if you can’t sing along ya hum along
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| Hum with the one Subroc
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| * humming in background *
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| Hurry hurry hurry step right up and I’ll sing it
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| So bring it back and forth, just to swing it
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| Hmm, a voom to a hum can get smooth
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| So I choose to rock slow to amuse (* Bert laughs *)
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| To the apex, I strides from L.I. |
| Strong
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| To the car new age, to rip raw
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| Need no rehearse, I bust fat styles galore
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| Self Universal Born Ruler Cypher Cee no more, hear no more
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| (* humming ends *) Can no more, huh, I fear less or I guess
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| I toss or throw it up and when it drop I’m forced to blow it up
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| Give a little, take a little, grunt, or fake a little
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| Pause you wanna counterfeit the Kause ain’t havin it (* Bert clears throat *)
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| (* humming again *) All your hopes cease, so listen closely HUSH
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| I wrote boastin note, you can’t stop the humrush
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| Bow, blowin up! |
| One nine eight, X plus
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| And this is how we kicks it, for eighty deca
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| This is for the Gods, the Gods, you don’t stop, heh! |