Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hard wit No Hoe, artist - K.M.D.. Album song Mr. Hood, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 08.08.2004
Record label: Elektra Entertainment, Rhino Entertainment Company
Song language: English
Hard wit No Hoe |
Poor X not only do I headsweat from headsets |
Full time Era come at X from knockin' Z’s correct |
Next step’s to count sheep |
But too many sheep ain’t jumpin' hurdles they sleep |
Yeah they sleep I think I’ll check a shorter story |
Title: Bo’s Hoe sound’s boring perfect for these |
Sleepless nights, though I feel quite over-aged |
Yeah, I know… turn the page |
Book-marks the first page |
And reads once upon an age in a far far land |
Lived three farmers, Tom, Sam and Bo of course |
From behind Tom’s black fence Tom peeps across |
Just to witness Sam’s crop business |
Boomin' like the big guy’s, but get this |
Sam sold to uncles and cousins, poor Tom crams |
He sold his to get a fence like Sam (yeah) |
Page 2: Sam view’s the sight — |
What goes at Bo’s over his picket white |
Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin' |
Sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe |
Bo sees Sam but’s not frettin', more sweatin' |
Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib, forgettin' |
'bout his brand new hoe, Old Mickey D would say Sam’s tricky |
The plot thickens, onto page 3… |
Top of the mornin', sun’s up, skies are blue |
Once nothin… then cock-a-doodle-doo |
All three knew this tool more than well |
Sure beats alarm bells, they induce head swells |
Well, clock says Sam’s off to tend to his crop |
Time says Farmer Tom’s off to mop |
Bo’s up and at 'em, then twitches one eye |
For something here is not quite cipher |
«E-I-E-I-O!» |
screamed Bo |
«Left on my lawn, now it’s gone, where’s my hoe? |
O woe is me, how will I ever plant seeds |
Lay the fertilizer, dig up the weeds? |
Plus make true my foremost desire |
To get a picket fence and trash the chicken wire?» |
By, uh, 100% life gets hard |