| I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
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| And before long, they were cloning DNA
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| Now I’m being chased by some irate velociraptors
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| Well, believe me… this has been one lousy day
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| Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
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| All the dinosaurs are running wild
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| Somone shut the fence off in the rain
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| I admit its kinda eerie
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| But this proves my chaos theory
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| And I dont think I’ll be coming back again
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| Oh no.
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| I cannot approve of this attraction
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| 'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
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| A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
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| Well, I suppose that proves… they're really not all bad
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| Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
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| All the dinosaurs are running wild
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| Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
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| I’m afraid those things’ll harm me
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| 'Cause they sure don’t act like Barney
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| And they think I’m their dinner, not their friend
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| Oh no.
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| Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
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| All the dinosaurs are running wild
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| What a crummy weekend this has been
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| Well, this sure ain’t no E-ticket
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| Think I’ll tell them where to stick it
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| 'Cause I’m never coming back this way again
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| Oh no.
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| Oh no. |