| If you’re ever in a jam, here I am
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| If you’re ever in a mess, S.O.S.
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| If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I’m your bail
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| It’s friendship, friendship
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| Just a perfect blendship
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| When other friendships have been forgot
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| Ours will still be hot
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| If you’re ever down a well, ring my bell
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| And if you’re ever up a tree just phone to me
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| If you ever lose your teeth and you’re out to dine, borrow mine
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| It’s friendship, friendship
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| Just a perfect blendship
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| When other friendships have been forgate
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| Gate?
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| Ours will still be great
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| If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
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| If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
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| And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I’ll complain
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| It’s friendship, friendship
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| Just a perfect blendship
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| When other friendships have been forgit
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| Ours will still be it
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| If you ever lose your mind, I’ll be kind
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| And if you ever lose your shirt, I’ll be hurt
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| If you’re ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won’t laugh
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| It’s friendship, friendship
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| Just a perfect blendship
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| When other friendships are up the crick
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| Ours will still be slick
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| hep-hep-hep
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| a-chuck-chuck-chuck
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| a-dig-dig-dig
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| Good evening friend! |