| Rachel:
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| Once there was a wicked witch in the lovely land of OZ
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| And a wickeder, wickeder, wickeder witch that never, ever was
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| Kurt:
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| She filled the folks in Munchkin Land with terror and with dread
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| Till one fine day from Kansas
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| Kurt and Rachel:
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| A house fell on her head
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| And the coroner pronounced her:
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| Dead!
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| Rachel (Kurt):
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| And through the town the joyous news went running
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| The joyous news that the wicked old witch was finally done in
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| Ding Dong, the witch is dead (Which old witch?)
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| Well, uh, the wicked witch (Oh)
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| Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead (Oh yeah, happy day)
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| Wake up you sleepy head (Rub your eyes)
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| And get out of that bed
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| Wake up, the wicked witch is dead
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| Kurt and Rachel:
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| She’s gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho
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| Let’s open up and sing
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| Rachel:
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| And ring those bells out
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| Kurt:
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| Sing the news out
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| Rachel:
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| Hehehe, Ding Dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
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| Let them know the wicked old witch is dead
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| Kurt:
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| Why, everyone’s glad she took such a crownin'
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| Rachel:
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| Getting hit by a house is even worse than drownin'
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| Kurt and Rachel:
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| Let 'em know the wicked old witch is dead |