| Have some pittie on an easterner,
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| Show a little sympathy
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| No one could possible could be steerner
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| Than you have been with me,
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| A… there’s a job that I’m applying for
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| Let me put it to ya thus
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| There’s a partner ship I’m dien' for
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| Mr. and Mrs. us So before you file it on the shelf,
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| Let me tell you of myself
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| Oh I’m the chapie to make ya happy
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| I’ll tie your shoesies, and chase you bluesies
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| Oh lady would ya, could ya use me Now I’d shake the mat out
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| And put the cat out
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| I’ll clean the garret
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| And feed the parrot
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| Oh lady would ya, oh tell me could ya use me?
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| Do ya realize what a good man your getting in me?
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| I’m no elker mason or woodman who gets home at three.
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| The girls who see me grow soft and dreamy
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| But I’m a gander that won’t falander
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| Oh could ya use me, cus I certanly could use you
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| There’s a chap I know in mexico
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| Whoes as strong as he can be Eating nails and drinking texaco
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| He is the type for me There is one in california
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| More romantic far than you
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| When he sings ha cha cha chornia
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| I often think he’ll do But as for you sir, I’m afraid
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| You will never make the grade
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| For your no cowboy, your soft, and how, boy
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| I feel no muscle that’s fit for tussel
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| I must refuse you, I cannot use you
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| 'Scuse me No night life for the
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| Birds would bore you, the cows wont know you,
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| A horse would throw you,
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| You silly man you
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| To ask me, can you use me?
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| Ha Though at love you may be a wizard, I’m wanting to know
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| Could you warm me up in a blizzard
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| Say, forty below
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| Your ties are freakish
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| Your knees are weakish
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| Your not a zender, you elbow bender
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| Though you can use me I most certainly can’t use you |