| I come home from work this evening
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| There was a note in the frying pan
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| It said, «fix your own supper, babe
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| I run off with the Fuller brush man»
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| And I miss the way she used to yell at me
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| The way she used to cuss and moan
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| And if I ever go out and get married again
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| I’ll never leave my wife at home
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| Well, I sat down at the table
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| Screamed and I hollered and cried
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| And I commenced a-carryin' on
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| Till I almost lost my mind
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| 'Cause I miss the way she used to yell at me
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| The way she used to cuss and moan
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| And if I ever go out and get married again
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| I’ll never leave my wife at home
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| If I ever see another salesman
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| Come a-knockin' at my door
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| I’m gonna pick up a rock and hit him on the head
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| And knock him down on the floor
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| 'Cause I miss the way she used to yell at me
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| The way she used to cuss and moan
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| And if I ever go out and get married again
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| I’ll never leave my wife at home |