Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dear Abby, artist - John Prine. Album song Prime Prine, in the genre Date of issue: 29.11.1976
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Dear Abby |
| Dear Abby, Dear Abby |
| My feet are too long |
| My hair’s falling out and my rights are all wrong |
| My friends they all tell me that I’ve no friends at all |
| Won’t you write me a letter? |
| Won’t you give me a call? |
| Signed |
| Bewildered |
| Bewildered, Bewildered |
| You have no complaint |
| You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t |
| So listen up, Buster, and listen up good |
| Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood |
| Dear Abby, Dear Abby |
| My fountain pen leaks |
| My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks |
| Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed |
| If it weren’t so expensive, I’d wish I were dead |
| Signed |
| Unhappy |
| Unhappy, Unhappy |
| You have no complaint |
| You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t |
| So listen up, Buster, and listen up good |
| Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood |
| Dear Abby, Dear Abby |
| You won’t believe this |
| But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss |
| My girlfriend tells me it’s all in my head |
| But my stomach tells me to write you instead |
| Signed |
| Noise-maker |
| Noise-maker, Noise-maker |
| You have no complaint |
| You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t |
| So listen up, Buster, and listen up good |
| Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood |
| Dear Abby, Dear Abby |
| Well I never thought |
| That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught |
| We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze |
| With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees |
| Signed |
| Just Married |
| Just Married, Just Married |
| You have no complaint |
| You are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’t |
| So listen up, Buster, and listen up good |
| Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood |
| Signed |
| Dear Abby |