| Space Monkey, Space Monkey
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| What you doing out there?
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| Why it’s dark as a dungeon way up in the air
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| Come gather round me you little monkeys and a story I’ll tell
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| About a brave young primate, outer space knew him well
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| He was born at the top of a big old tree
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| Way back in 1953
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| He could swing through the jungle and hang by his toes
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| Till they took him to Russia cause they could I suppose
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| They dressed him up in a spacesuit and it started to snow
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| Shot him off in a rocket where no man would go
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| Space Monkey Space Monkey
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| What you doing out there?
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| Why it’s dark as a dungeon way up in the air
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| There’ll be no one to greet you when you get back home
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| No hammer or sickle you’ll be on your own
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| He had plenty of Cuban bananas and loads of Spam
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| But he found great difficulty trying to open the can
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| One day he slipped on a banana peel and the ship lost control
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| It spun out of orbit and shot o]ut the black hole
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| It’s been four decades now, that’s nine monkey years
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| That’s a long time for a Space Monkey to confront all his fears
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| Space Monkey Space Monkey
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| What you doing out there?
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| Why it’s dark as a dungeon way up in the air
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| There’ll be no one to greet you when you get back home
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| No hammer or sickle you’ll be all on your own
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| Space Monkey, Space Monkey
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| It’s time to get real
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| The space race is over, how does it feel
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| Cold War’s had a heatwave, Iron Curtain’s torn down
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| They’ve rolled up the carpet in Space Monkey town
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| Now Leningrad is Petersburg and Petersburg’s hell
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| For a card-carrying monkey with a story to tell
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| The Space Monkey was reportedly last sighted about
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| A half a block off of Red Square
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| In a karaoke bar having a few drinks with some of his friends
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| There was the dog that flew Sputnik
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| And a blind red-headed, one legged parrot
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| Who had done some minor research for Dow Chemical
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| They were drinking American Vodka
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| Imported all the way from Paducah, Kentucky
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| And reportedly had their arms around each other’s
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| Shoulders singing
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| «Those were the days, my friend, we thought they’d never end»
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| Space Monkey, Space Monkey
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| There’s nothing to do
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| But it’s better than living in a Communist zoo
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| There’ll be no one to greet you when you get back home
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| No hammer or sickle you’ll be all on you own |