| Forbidden Jimmy has got a mighty sore tooth
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| From biting too many dimes in a telephone booth
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| He’s got half of his boot lace tied to the dial
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| Thank you, Operator, for getting Jimmy to smile
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| «Call out the coast guard», screamed the police
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| Forbidden Jimmy, he’s got three water skis
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| He put two on his wavelength and gave one to his girl
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| She’s a mighty fine person, it’s a mighty fine world
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| I’m gonna make all your sorrows bright, set your soul free
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| I’ll see you tomorrow night, if I can still see
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| Ginger Caputo and Dorian Gray
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| Ought to stay out of pictures, if they got nothin' to say
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| Stack 'em back on the rack, Jack, you know you’re hurting my eye
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| Forbidden Jimmy is getting ready to fly
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| Gonna make all your sorrows bright, set your soul free
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| I’ll see you tomorrow night, if I can still see
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| I got caught cooking popcorn and calling it hail
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| They wanna stick my head inside a water pail
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| You know, they’re gonna be sorry, they’re gonna pay for it too
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| Forbidden Jimmy, he’s coming straight at you |