| Trying to make out with the girls in my school
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| But they look upon me like I’m some kind of fool
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| It ain’t fair I don’t have no luck at all
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| Well, wish I knew a woman — never ever had a ball
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| What’s wrong with me? |
| I still got virginity
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| Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had
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| All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night
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| All the pretty women seem to favor other guys
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| Rod in hand is all I got that ever satisfies
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| It ain’t fair — I don’t have no luck at all
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| Well, wish I knew a woman — never ever had a ball
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| I got my girlie pictures on my bedroom wall
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| Jacking off pretending I’m the lover of them all
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| Never getting further than a kiss on the cheek
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| Checking bedroom windows may be I’ll get a peek
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| I wish I knew a woman — never ever had a ball
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| What’s wrong with me? |
| I still got virginity
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| Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had
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| All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night |