| Jameson! |
| Jameson! |
| Jameson! |
| Jameson!
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| Jameson!
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| What up, what up?
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| Fucking crazy! |
| I swear to God, that was the most amazing shit I’ve ever seen in
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| my life. |
| You built that shit up on your own!
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| Yeah, yeah…
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| That’s why we’re here right now. |
| We’re gonna grow you into a fucking star.
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| We’re gonna mold you like some motherfuckin' play-doh. |
| We’re gonna get you in
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| the studio with the right producers, the right engineer, the right vocal coach,
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| the right vocal producers…
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| Yeah, yeah…
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| Just make hits. |
| Not to say that you’re not a hit-maker…
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| Nah, nah…
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| But we got the best hit-makers on the planet! |
| Hands-down, alright?
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| It’s true, it’s true
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| We got millions of dollars. |
| And I know you’ve never seen this kind of money
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| before
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| Wait, wait… where you from? |
| Detroit?
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| Yeah, Detroit
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| I could fucking tell! |
| Detroit makes so much sense!
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| Yeah, yeah…
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| No wonder this fucking big money is confusing you!
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| You guys got fucking running water over there or no? |
| Hey, can you gimme some
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| copper pipes?
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| You motherfucker. |
| Alright, okay. |
| Alright, yeah, okay… Nah, I gotta…
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| So look… I know you’re gettin' a lot of guys coming to you with some bullshit,
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| but this isn’t bullshit. |
| This is big fucking money. |
| You know what big fucking
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| money smells like? |
| It smells like fucking teen spirit. |
| And you know who’s
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| buying records? |
| TEENS! |
| They’re out there camping for t-shirts
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| Yeah… Really, though, I gotta…
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| Those guys are fucking spending money…
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| I gotta get back on stage, man
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| And we’re about BIG MO-
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| What the fu-?
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| You got your credentials? |
| Alright, you good
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| We’re gonna play some songs for you right now |