| Black strap molasses and wheat germ bread
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| Makes you live so long you wish you were dead
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| Add some yogurt and you’ll be well fed
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| With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread
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| (Jane Wyman)
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| My grandpa’s older than the old grey mare
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| He sits rocking in his rocking chair
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| But now he’s got a smile that he can’t lose
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| Grandma’s sitting knitting baby shoes
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| From eating black strap molasses and wheat germ bread
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| Makes you live so long you wish you were dead
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| Add some yogurt and you’ll be well fed
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| With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread
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| (Jimmy Durante)
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| I gave up cherry pie and t-bone steak
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| Chicken fricassee and ice cream cake
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| I don’t need vitamins or pills at all
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| I even mix it with the Hadacol
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| I’m eating black strap molasses and wheat germ bread
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| Makes you live so long you wish you were dead
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| Add some yogurt and you’ll be well fed
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| With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread
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| (Groucho Marx)
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| My nerves were jumpy and I’d walk the floor
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| I never got to slep till after four
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| But since I’m eating right I feel okay
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| I’m sleeping every night and half the day
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| From eating black strap molasses and wheat germ bread
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| Makes you live so long you wish you were dead
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| Add some yogurt and you’ll be well fed
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| With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread
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| (Danny Kaye)
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| Now I was thinner than a pencil line
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| Had no muscles and I had no spine
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| But now I’m friskier than a pup
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| All you have do is prop me up
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| Just feed me black strap molasses and wheat germ bread
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| Makes you live so long you wish you were dead
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| Add some yogurt and you’ll be well fed
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| With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread
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| (JD) I know a fella who is ninety two
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| (JW) Doctors told the guy that he was through
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| (DK) But now that the doctor has been proven wrong
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| (GM) He got more hop in him than Hopalong
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| From eating black strap molasses and wheat germ bread
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| Makes you live so long you wish you were dead
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| Add some yogurt and you’ll be well fed
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| With black strap molasses and the wheat germ bread |