Lyrics I'm Against It - Groucho Marx

I'm Against It

I don’t know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I’m against it
No matter what it is or who commenced it
I’m against it
Your proposition may be good
But let’s have one thing understood:
Whatever it is, I’m against it
And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it
I’m against it
I’m opposed to it
On general principles, I’m opposed to it
He’s opposed to it
In fact, indeed, he’s opposed to it
For months before my son was born
I used to yell from night till morn
«Whatever it is, I’m against it.»
And I’ve been yelling since I first commenced it
I’m against it