| Looked in my laptop what did I see
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| A flashing message said today therapy
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| Rather walk through fire
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| Than converse with my shrink
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| But I’m getting better
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| That’s what some people think
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| Talk about denial
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| And dysfunctional things
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| Head’s like a bell somedays
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| It dongs and it dings
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| My brain playing tricks on me
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| It likes to shift gears
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| Spend lots of money
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| But I’m tackling my fears
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| Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost
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| These are the things that terrify me the most
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| No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
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| Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
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| Had a dream last night
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| Took a time traveling ride
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| Back to my childhood
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| Where those monsters reside
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| They snack on innocence
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| And dine on self-esteem
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| But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream
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| Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost
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| These are the things that terrify me the most
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| No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
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| Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
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| I was never ever frightened
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| By the murderer on our block
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| He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
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| The neighborhood is still in shock
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| La, la, la, la, la…
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| So many dragons lurking out in the fog
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| So many crazy people mumblin' monologues
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| It’s not the tales of Stephen King that I’ve read
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| I need protection from the things in my head
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| Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost
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| These are the things that terrify me the most
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| No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
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| Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost |