| For «nez"and baja bill at alphonsinos
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| I never got a grip on penmanship
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| Could never make the small «ls"flow
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| Seldom found the trick to arith-a-metic
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| Three plus two be faux, pas
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| But ask for some palm trees
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| Or tales from the south seas
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| And I just might turn your head
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| I never had the clout to knock one out
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| But hitting was the name of my game
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| Standing on third as the coaches conferred
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| Close to my first claim to fame
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| Just give me the steal sign
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| And Ill make home plate mine
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| And I just might turn some heads
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| Sometimes I may get a little drastic
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| Sometimes I just let my feelins show
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| Sometimes I may be a bit sarcastic
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| Most times thats the way the story goes
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| (instrumental)
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| Now I now this joe down in mexico
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| He went there to work on his tan
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| For years hes been plugged into blenders and songs
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| They call him the twelve volt man
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| He dont need no charge card
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| Just give him a die hard
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| And hell makes sparks fly round your head
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| Oh just ask for some palm trees
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| Or tales from the south seas
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| And Ill make sparks fly round your head
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| round your head
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| In your head
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| In your head
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| In your head
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| In your head
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| In your head
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| In your head
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| In your head…
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| — notes:
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| Background vocals: timothy b. |
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