| When you find out things about yourself
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| That you hadn’t ought to know
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| When your grandma calls and books you
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| on the Jerry Springer Show
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| And you find out you and your wife of 10 years
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| Just might be related
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| Brother, life’s not over
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| It’s just simply complicated.
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| There’s other situations that might challenge you I guess
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| When your daughter tries out for the football team
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| And your son tries on her dress.
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| And you start to think that the devil’s in charge
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| Of how you’re situated.
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| Life is still worth living
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| It’s just simply complicated
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| Life is complicated with its if’s and and’s and but’s
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| It’s alright to be crazy, just don’t let it drive you nuts.
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| My daughter wants to go on dates
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| I think I’ll let her go.
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| But she better not be moving at the moving picture show.
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| Or stop by all those conchy tonks and get inebriated
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| Ain’t it all a caution, it’s just simply complicated.
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| Now I’m having a big problem with my present day career
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| My ship, she has a rudder, but I don’t know where to steer.
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| Am I country, pop, or rock 'n roll
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| I know they are related
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| I’ll just let you be the judge
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| It’s simply complicated
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| Life is complicated with its if’s and and’s and but’s
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| It’s alright to be crazy, just don’t let it drive you nuts.
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| Life is complicated
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| Oh shit! |