| I’m just an old truth teller
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| I’m your candid friend
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| I’m not some daydream seller
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| I do not pretend
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| I’ve a sense of survival
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| And screwing my rivals
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| That’s labeled me crossed and uncouth
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| But I can’t help it I just tell the truth
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| He can’t help it, he just tells the truth
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| I’m just an old truth teller
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| Brutally direct
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| I see it eye for eye
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| I’m rarely incorrect
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| Why call me a sharp trader
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| A corporate raider
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| I’m a role model for today’s youth
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| It’s so simple, I just tell the truth
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| He can’t help it, he just tells the truth
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| Bridge:
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| Why was I born to be right all the time
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| In deal after deal after deal
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| Foiling those sharks that are circling my penthouse
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| Hoping to make a meal
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| No good deed goes unpunished
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| Nothing goes as planed
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| My ingrate family left me
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| I don’t understand
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| Where’s your wife?
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| In Alaska
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| Any sons?
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| In Nebraska
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| And my daughter milks cows in Duluth
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| I can’t help it, I just tell the truth
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| Ohh he can’t help it, he just sells it
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| He can’t help, he just tells it
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| I can’t help, I just tell the truth |