
Date of issue: 31.12.1995
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rhum |
Santa’s stressed out as the holiday season draws near |
He’s been doing the same job now going on two thousand years |
He’s got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns |
He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun |
He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow |
Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows |
Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams |
A break from his wife, his half frozen life |
The elves and that damn reindeer team |
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
Santa’s run off to the Caribbean |
He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun |
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren’t good |
He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood |
Just for the weekend he’d like to be Peter Pan |
Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand |
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
Santa’s run off to the Caribbean |
Marimbas, calimbas, he’s playing steel drums |
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
(Bridge) |
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
Santa’s run off to the Caribbean |
Marimbas, calimbas, he’s playing steel drums |
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
Santa’s run off to the Caribbean |
A week in the tropics and he’ll be all right |
Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight |
(over the drums) |
Merry Christmas to all, and to all… good night |
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