Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rhum, artist - Jimmy Buffett. Album song Christmas Island, in the genre Date of issue: 31.12.1995
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rhum |
| Santa’s stressed out as the holiday season draws near |
| He’s been doing the same job now going on two thousand years |
| He’s got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns |
| He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun |
| He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow |
| Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows |
| Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams |
| A break from his wife, his half frozen life |
| The elves and that damn reindeer team |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
| Santa’s run off to the Caribbean |
| He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
| Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren’t good |
| He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood |
| Just for the weekend he’d like to be Peter Pan |
| Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
| Santa’s run off to the Caribbean |
| Marimbas, calimbas, he’s playing steel drums |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
| (Bridge) |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
| Santa’s run off to the Caribbean |
| Marimbas, calimbas, he’s playing steel drums |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum |
| Santa’s run off to the Caribbean |
| A week in the tropics and he’ll be all right |
| Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight |
| (over the drums) |
| Merry Christmas to all, and to all… good night |