Lyrics Boyfriends - Jenna marbles

Boyfriends

Hey, girl
I don’t know how to sing
And I don’t know how to make songs
But I made you one
And I hope that you like it
Because if you don’t
Things are going to be pretty awkward after this
Hey girl, we’ve been friends so long
And have been seeing each other, baby
So may breakups, many breaks in my heart
I wish that you can just find yourself a guy who will treat you right
So I came up with like a business proposal
That I think would be mutually beneficial
Just hear me out
We should just be each other’s boyfriends, yeah!
All right, Now before you freak out
I mean just listen, cuz this is kind of good plan
I want to take you to Celine Dion in Vegas.
Yeah, girl,
I want to hold your arms behind your back
And be like, we’re flying
And you can be Rose, and I’ll be Jack
You’re a bird, I’m a bird
I have no problem watching Chick Flicks all day
Because I’m the chick
See how that works
I would never ignore your calls and texts
Because I’m not inconsiderate
I would never do that to you, obviously
If you moved in with me, and we could have twice the closet
It would be so awesome
We could share shirts, and shoes and pants and everything
And I can do your makeup
I mean, it’s really, really good plan
We shall just be each other’s boyfriends, yeah… oh yeah yeah.
I mean, this is pretty genius, if you think about it
The only time if I get a little awkward is when we turn out the lights
It’s okay, girl
I know how to Google lesbian sex
How does that work?
If you don’t like it
That’s okay, we could always just have sex with boys
And have like an open relationship
I’m down with that
Or we could just get one of those things with those zzzz…
And then we’ll both be totally happy, right?
That’s duhh…
We should just be each other’s boyfriends
Yeah, yeah… oh yeahhh.
All right, girl, just listen to this
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
Baby take a chance with me or you’ll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I’d really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two swag
I’d like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone
And I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never let you go
Make it nasty,
Girl, make it nasty
Make it nasty, girl, Make it nasty.
Make it nasty, girl, Make it nasty.
Make it nasty, girl, Make it nasty.
Girl, you looks good, won’t you back that ass up
You’se a fine motherfucker, won’t you back that ass up
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up
Hoe, I like that ass up
Big Butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
I found you MS NEW BOOTY
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit the players club for about month or two
Put his hand on it then see what he do
You can do it put your back into it
I can do it put your ass into it
You can do it put your back into it
I can do it put your ass into it
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like
It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I put my hand up on your hip / when i dip you dip we dip
…Yeah I am a couple of hundred thousand
We should just be each other’s boyfriends
Hey, hey, oh yeah
I’m not gay, you’re not gay
But that doesn’t mean we can’t be gay together
Please say, yes.
Yeah girl, yeah girl, yeah girl
Let me be your boyfriend