Lyrics 100th Video - Jenna marbles

100th Video

One time a giraffe and a unicorn had drinks
(Beers!)
in the magical land of almost…
Canada
Mordor
(Mordor!)
the giraffe got the unicorn drunk,
and took her home
(sex)
and nine months later,
a Jenna was born
A Jennarafficorn!
Acorn!
Bacorn!
Isn’t a word,
but it’s acorn bacon
Just, FYI
(Facts!)
The giraffe and the unicorn
taught the Jennarafficorn how to walk
(Legs!)
and talk and read and write,
and she had braces for four whole years
It was weird
(Awkward!)
She moved to Boston to pursue her dream of…
(Nothing!)
And attended Hogwarts
and got mad degrees
She learned all about confetti
and cupcakes
(Mmm!)
and softball
(Heeaa!)
and looked…
awkward
(so weird!)
(Bill Nye the science guy!)
But then came a Marble
(Mister Marbles!)
The most beautiful Marble there ever was
(so hot!)
He got her a computer
and taught her how to edit videos
(Steve Jobs!)
and people watch them
for no reason
Seriously
why are you still watching this?
No one knows
Except that koala over there
just kidding it’s a narwhal
just kidding it’s Paula Dean riding a narwhal
Just kidding
Look at this!
Then so many people watched her videos
that she had to call her mom and tell her about it
and apologize
for swearing on the internet
(fuck you bitch)
Spiderman was there
and saw the whole thing happen
and didn’t do anything
You’re useless
(titties)
Now look at this!
And this!
Then came a Kermit
(Kermit!)
The most majestic Kermit there ever was
He taught the world how to be a silver unicorn
and made them happy
and looked like Snoop Dogg
and the three of them became a family
Happiest family there ever was
But since they both have dicks
sometimes it gets weird
(Double dicks!)
Baby gerbils are gross
(aliens)
Are coming to make butt sex with you
One butthole at a time
(Pikaaaaaa!)
And now the Jennarafficorn has uploaded 100 videos
Most of them are terrible
I still don’t know why you’re watching
But I wanted to thank you
for being on this life journey with me
Thank you for being my internet friend
This is me giving you a hug
More titties
Cereal is delicious
magic
magic
magic
What’s the opposite of a penis?
Pandas
Are you smiling?