Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song 100th Video, artist - Jenna marbles. Date of issue: 07.08.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
100th Video |
| One time a giraffe and a unicorn had drinks |
| (Beers!) |
| in the magical land of almost… |
| Canada |
| Mordor |
| (Mordor!) |
| the giraffe got the unicorn drunk, |
| and took her home |
| (sex) |
| and nine months later, |
| a Jenna was born |
| A Jennarafficorn! |
| Acorn! |
| Bacorn! |
| Isn’t a word, |
| but it’s acorn bacon |
| Just, FYI |
| (Facts!) |
| The giraffe and the unicorn |
| taught the Jennarafficorn how to walk |
| (Legs!) |
| and talk and read and write, |
| and she had braces for four whole years |
| It was weird |
| (Awkward!) |
| She moved to Boston to pursue her dream of… |
| (Nothing!) |
| And attended Hogwarts |
| and got mad degrees |
| She learned all about confetti |
| and cupcakes |
| (Mmm!) |
| and softball |
| (Heeaa!) |
| and looked… |
| awkward |
| (so weird!) |
| (Bill Nye the science guy!) |
| But then came a Marble |
| (Mister Marbles!) |
| The most beautiful Marble there ever was |
| (so hot!) |
| He got her a computer |
| and taught her how to edit videos |
| (Steve Jobs!) |
| and people watch them |
| for no reason |
| Seriously |
| why are you still watching this? |
| No one knows |
| Except that koala over there |
| just kidding it’s a narwhal |
| just kidding it’s Paula Dean riding a narwhal |
| Just kidding |
| Look at this! |
| Then so many people watched her videos |
| that she had to call her mom and tell her about it |
| and apologize |
| for swearing on the internet |
| (fuck you bitch) |
| Spiderman was there |
| and saw the whole thing happen |
| and didn’t do anything |
| You’re useless |
| (titties) |
| Now look at this! |
| And this! |
| Then came a Kermit |
| (Kermit!) |
| The most majestic Kermit there ever was |
| He taught the world how to be a silver unicorn |
| and made them happy |
| and looked like Snoop Dogg |
| and the three of them became a family |
| Happiest family there ever was |
| But since they both have dicks |
| sometimes it gets weird |
| (Double dicks!) |
| Baby gerbils are gross |
| (aliens) |
| Are coming to make butt sex with you |
| One butthole at a time |
| (Pikaaaaaa!) |
| And now the Jennarafficorn has uploaded 100 videos |
| Most of them are terrible |
| I still don’t know why you’re watching |
| But I wanted to thank you |
| for being on this life journey with me |
| Thank you for being my internet friend |
| This is me giving you a hug |
| More titties |
| Cereal is delicious |
| magic |
| magic |
| magic |
| What’s the opposite of a penis? |
| Pandas |
| Are you smiling? |