| VERSE 1:
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| Hey yo
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| I illustrate the acetate
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| Envisioning the animé
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| Sipping on the Alizé
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| Pissing in the alleyway
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| Listen to my cabaret
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| Monday wishing it was Saturday
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| Latter-day Saint
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| Make your dinner date salivate
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| 'Cause I’m sweeter than carrot cake
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| Two thumbs up
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| Like the Fonz does on Happy Days
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| Drop a pineapple-shaped hand grenade
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| The flavour’s all natural
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| Like homemade lemonade
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| Let me demonstrate
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| How I’m popping off in your house
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| Like a SodaStream
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| Just so you notice me
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| Prototype poetry
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| Flowing-type vocally
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| Overnight brainchild
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| Growing in the ovary
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| Spitting so chemical
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| Mr Incredible
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| The essence of creation
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| Contained in my testicle
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| So egotistical
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| You don’t want to get technical
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| I’ll turn you to a very sad spectacle
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| Huh? |
| You’re a tad skeptical?
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| Don’t make me pull out the pen and pad sketch for you
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| Draw the tarot card, blud
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| It spells death for you
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| Draw the curtains on your life
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| It spells death for you
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| CHORUS:
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| I’m trying to draw that phone number sippin' on Old Number 7
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| So can I get a sign from the heavens?
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| VERSE 2:
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| I’m the communist plot
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| Police want to stop me on a Stockwell tube
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| With eight shots from a glock
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| Rock solid crops for the chicken head flock
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| Spitting red-hot
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| Ripping out the dead rot
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| Got the game in a state of deadlock
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| And once you put the name to the face
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| It’s bound to make your head nod
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| And make your toes tap
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| Fingers snap back
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| Call and response
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| Yeah, I’m bringing that back
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| I’ve got a bin bag of baggage
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| Sick in the cabbage
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| Vicar in the parish that’ll split up your marriage
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| Slicker than your average
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| Sipping on the Kestrel
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| Peppercorn crushing with the mortar and pestle
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| There’s more to the war-torn vessel than the battle scars
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| Or the camouflage that I wore on the special occasion
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| It’s more vodka and kahlua
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| And cream for the caucasian
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| Peep the rate of inflation
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| With skunk inhalation
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| Biters catching two-face with gum inflammation
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| Mask and a gun inclination
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| Put I stay mellow
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| Puff an L
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| And get drunk in the basement
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| Fist of a derelict
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| Punching the pavement
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| CHORUS
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| VERSE 3:
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| I stay charged off the caffeine
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| Professional on tracks like world-class athlete
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| Kids in the back seat
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| Yelling «Are we there yet?!»
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| You’re already there
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| Bet you think like a sperm
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| Still swimming for the egg
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| Never too proud to beg
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| I admit it like Q-Tip
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| «Can I get permission to kick it?»
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| If she says 'Yes' that’s fresh
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| If she don’t, it don’t really matter
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| Move onto the next!
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| These kids will be quick to forget
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| I’ll scratch up your cd
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| Fucking with my tape cassette
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| No burning
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| Just dubbing
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| Blow the whistle
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| I’m just bugging
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| You better quit mean-mugging
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| Since the age of a baker’s dozen
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| I’ve been up on the stage
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| Hear the rage, cold-crushing the percussion
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| And you don’t want to go home with concussion
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| Jump in the firefox
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| Try and think Russian
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| Caught red handed but I admit nothing |