| Hold up, don’t be mad
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| I’ve got some news, but it isn’t bad, exactly
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| It’s just, you’re on your phone a lot less than I
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| And so this thing might have passed you by
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| The other night when we were both at the Gala
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| I never knew Selena Gomez took a pic of me staring at you
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| And put it up on her Instagram for all to see
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| With a caption saying, «Why can’t someone look like that at me?»
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| And within about an hour, yikes
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| It had forty-seven million likes
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| And a national conversation about my look
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| In the pic that Selena took
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| And I never told them, but everybody knows
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| Everybody knows that I love you
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| I never told them, but everybody knows
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| Everybody knows how I feel
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| I was hoping you were unaware of what I never dare expressed
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| Nevertheless, apparently it shows
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| 'Cause everybody knows
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| Alright, now look, what I meant
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| This doesn’t have to be a big event
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| I knows it’s been re-grammed, reposted, and retweeted
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| But I’m expecting you to still delete it
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| I mean, I’ve been staring like that for at least a year
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| And you don’t even know I’m here |
| So, in spite of the encouragement that the commenters wrote us
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| You can keep on pretending not to notice
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| But, hey, in case the public response
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| Makes the lady reconsider what she wants
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| I am ready and willing, completely gratis
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| To change your relationship status
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| And I never told you, but everybody knows
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| Everybody knows that I love you
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| I never told you, but everybody knows
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| Everybody knows how I feel
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| I was planning just to lay down dead if you never read the clues
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| Well, based on the news, I might as well propose
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| 'Cause everybody knows
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| I never told them, but everybody knows
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| Everybody knows how I love you
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| I never told you, but everybody knows
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| Everybody knows how I feel
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| I was dreaming that you’d be in sync with what I’ve been thinking of
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| 'Cause people say love invariably grows
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| When everybody knows
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| And everybody knows |