Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Watched Pot, artist - J Pee. Date of issue: 27.03.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Watched Pot |
| A watched pot never boils huh? |
| Suck my dick |
| Replace the m of idiom with a t |
| And you get idiot |
| And that is who the fuck those bitches are |
| Who spit that shit |
| Words of wisdom based on fibs and I will not fall for it |
| Don’t offer it |
| Don’t they know that you can not mother-fuck with science? |
| Me staring at the pot don’t stop the goddamn heat risin |
| It’s not like by eyeballs are gonna cool its climate |
| What? |
| I got freeze rays like a villain from a Batman comic |
| Where we at? |
| It’s getting warm, like a moist vagina |
| Lookin for those bubbles like Waldo, bitch I’m gon find ya |
| Prove to the world that this bullshit phrase ain’t true |
| You’re gonna boil while I eye fuck the shit out of you |
| «Are these dishes clean brotha?» |
| Shut the fuck up Paul! |
| I’m watch this water boil bitch you can clean them all |
| Tryna put dissonance in my diligence |
| You dumb ass hoe? |
| My vigilant eyes tryna criminal fuck this H20! |
| RING RING! |
| HELLO?! |
| «Honey we have news, it’s okay if you cry, do you have a moment? |
| We’d like to Facetime?» |
| Fuck no ma! |
| I’m hella busy, let me call you back |
| «Honey this is important, your grandmother had a heart attack |
| We’re at the hospital so please put the phone to your face» |
| She’s fucking dead mom, okay? |
| I think grandma can wait |
| «Don't talk to your mother like that» |
| Oh I’m so scared of you dad |
| You told me this lie in the first place |
| You remember that? |
| I was just minding my own business making water for tea |
| Then you came into the kitchen and mufucking lied to me? |
| «It's just an expression, Jesus I thought you knew that.» |
| «Plus it was years ago, weren’t you like ten?» |
| YES DAD! |
| Clearly, your bullshit expression really fucked me up |
| I’m on a crusade of truth now, you Judas cunt! |
| THROWS PHONE DRAMATICALLY |
| Goddamn that’s blistering |
| I see the tiny bubbles rising in sweet synchronicity |
| A scientific symphony |
| Such a submerged cacophony |
| These air droplets are growing bigger |
| Like my dick in an oral cavity |
| Watching my depravity come crashing down like gravity |
| This hypothesis is overflowing into a proven factuality |
| That watching a pot of water boil is a hard substantiality |
| And my vision isn’t a hindrance to a certified eventuality |
| And if you don’t agree with me then you’re a fucking hater |
| WOOF WOOF! |
| Fuck off, Guillermo, whiny bitch, I’ll feed you later! |
| Cuz it’s about to happen, it’s the moment I’ve been waiting for |
| I’ve got blue balls, this water teasing me just like whore |
| Any second now it is gonna release its gasses |
| A more beautiful sight to see than even Kate Upton’s ass is |
| YASSS! |
| «Daddy I just threw up blood.» |
| Shut up you whiny prick! |
| AHAHA! |
| We’re boiling now! |
| You just deep-throated my scientific DICK! |