Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Santa Claus Is Coming With Guns, artist - J Pee. Date of issue: 20.12.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Santa Claus Is Coming With Guns |
| Hello little Timmy |
| I have your Christmas List |
| Here in my sack is your every wish |
| You want a new dirt-bike and a jet-ski |
| Love and safety for your family |
| Timmy, you’re so thoughtful |
| OMG |
| That’s why you need a |
| GUN! |
| Cuz you need to protect your family Timmy |
| People are out to kill you |
| GUN! |
| If you love them like you say you do |
| This is the gift for you |
| GUN! |
| The only way to stop bad guys with guns |
| Is good guys with |
| GUNS! |
| And you’re a good guy, Timmy |
| So you need one! |
| Hello little Sarah |
| You seem like a sweet girl |
| Thank you for the cookies |
| Your baking is |
| NUTS! |
| I see on your list |
| You like education |
| Brand new backpack and a calculator |
| I think school is great, don’t get me wrong |
| But Sarah |
| Books will not protect you from a |
| GUN! |
| Cuz your classmates are fucking crazy |
| And all of them have guns |
| That’s why I bought you an AK for your safety |
| So you’ll never have to run |
| GUN! |
| Your great, great, great grandfather died so you could have one |
| GUN! |
| If you don’t like freedom you can get on a boat back to ENGLAND! |
| Hello little Jamie |
| What a lovely first name |
| Are you a boy or a girl? |
| How androgynous! |
| It says that you want tickets to the cinema |
| I wouldn’t recommend that without a |
| SNIPER! |
| Cuz these lunatics hate movies |
| Cuz they never had a date night |
| SNIPER! |
| Sit in the very back row please |
| Watch the movie through the scope! |
| Hello little Teddy |
| You have a house to defend |
| I give you man’s best friend |
| RIFLE! |
| RIFLE! |
| RIFLE! |
| RIFLE! |
| Mommy, you get an uzi |
| Daddy, you get a Glock |
| Grandma, it’s a cold war outside |
| You better bundle up |