| Christmas
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| Check it out
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| Fuck Rudolph, the mutt owes me money
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| Him and that faggot ass Easter Bunny
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| It’s Sant, a bitch, recognize the pipe
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| Smokin' on that North Pole, get it right
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| It’s the middle of August, piping hot
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| And I’m here looking like Moondog Spot
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| Nobody thinks about Ol' Saint Nick
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| Until they want some shit (Uh huh)
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| I got yo gift, a brand new hatchet
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| Let’s see if your back can catch it
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| This year Santa Claus get reckless
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| Leavin' you neckpiece headless
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| Tell us what you really want for Christmas this year
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| Whatchu want?
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| Shit, a hydraulic pump
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| And whatchu want?
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| Four tickets to NSYNC
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| Everybody, tell us what you want
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| Family size bucket of chicken
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| Merry fuckin' Christmas, ho ho ho
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| Got my axe wrapped up, bloody ribbons and bows
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| Santa hat with my name on it, cocked to the side
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| Fat sack of the pine trees so I can get high
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| Red bag full of goodies for the girls and boys
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| Like a nine millimeter, fuck toys (Fuck toys)
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| It’s December 25th baby, jingle my balls
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| Handin' out yellow snow cones to all a y’all
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| This year I believe Santa Claus went crazy
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| Caught his ass slangin' rocks to my old lady
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| Santa and Snowman bringin' under this shit
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| Happy Hanukkah, motherfuckin' suck my dick
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| Come and let us know what you want for Christmas Time
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| Whatchu want?
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| Where’s my fucking brother?
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| And whatchu want?
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| A big chocolate donut
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| Everybody, tell us what you want
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| The Yanks to win a fuckin' series
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| In Christmas time you will have all out fun and cheer
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| In Christmas time we all will have much fun and holicheer
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| Ring a ding ding go the sound of my sleigh bell
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| Reindeer fly crooked (Why?) 'Cause they drunk as hell
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| That’s how we do when we got shit to do
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| After all, it’s Christmas Eve an event to
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| Hook all these little richie bitches up real nice
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| No Sega, Donkey Man, and fuck Old Spice
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| A hooker for little Jimmy, Timmy get some Henney
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| Santa puff a jimmy in a minny, Fuck Kenny
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| Georgy, aah, instructions for a séance
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| And Sam ain’t gettin' shit but two dead parents
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| And now it’s back to the Southwest Pole
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| All Skanta Claws got for Christmas was coal
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| What do you want? |
| What do you want? |
| What do
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| Whatchu want?
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| A little peek at your butt
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| And whatchu want?
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| A Craftman socket set
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| Everybody, tell us what you want
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| A whole elephant
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| Whatch want?
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| Some ice on my gold fronts
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| And whatchu want?
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| I’ll suck your dick
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| Everybody, tell us what you want
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| A platinum plus plaque
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| Whatchu want?
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| Moon Glorius
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| And whatchu want?
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| A synful Christmas
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| Haha
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| Everybody, tell us what you want
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| I’ll tell you right now, with the for the boys to come over, four, five feet,
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| four, five feet Throw me a beer |