| I be getting backrubs in backrooms of S&M clubs | 
| I’m on drugs, during sex I use anal beads and butt plugs | 
| I’m holding hookers dooty holes hostage | 
| I spend my nights on 42nd street searching for chicks that’s into bondage | 
| Torture tactics I practice, tear up your mattress | 
| Kidnap an actress, than activate vibrating plastics | 
| My zany antics keep the ladies frantic | 
| And when I sodomize a secretary I’m very romantic | 
| It must be all them evil substances, cigarettes and black coffee | 
| I’m smoking crack rocklets with morphine | 
| I guess she would say I’m a junkie | 
| One sprinkle of coke on my cock and I’m feeling mad spunky | 
| I’d like to be a role model | 
| Picture me on the screen with a bloody butcher knife and a Bacardi bottle | 
| People will think «What were they thinking?» | 
| But then who would’a thought that O.J. | 
| Simpson would turn into Joeeeel Rifkin | 
| Welcome to the Orgy of the Damned | 
| Welcome to the Orgy of the Damned | 
| Orgy of the Damned | 
| Welcome to the Orgy of the Damned | 
| Experience all your lusts and fantasies first hand | 
| I’m searching for hitchhiking virgins | 
| Yeah, you know, the type of girl that’s down for like what ever’s your | 
| perversion | 
| She’s got the itch but doesn’t know quite how to scratch it | 
| So I’m slipping the bitch amoeba during a surgic acid | 
| To cause a Cumshot Bonanza | 
| The way I’m getting all up in that ass you’d think I was a case of colon cancer | 
| Plus I’m diseased in the mental | 
| And when I’m feeling stressed I inject direct to my left ventricle | 
| Pumping fluids containing pharmaceuticals to keep me kooky | 
| Some people would describe my vibe as spooky | 
| Or freaky, cause I be kinkier than Luther Campbell | 
| The pussy vandal, sticking my fingers in for samples | 
| I’m doing the type of sex that pimps do | 
| Jheri curls be hanging out my hat like I was down with Eazy-E's crew | 
| Creeping through public transportation terminals | 
| Looking for alcoholic sluts willing to use their mouths as urinals | 
| I like a really touchy-feely | 
| 3 girls and some baby oil squirming on my Posturepedic suite | 
| Some and join in by a cult of love | 
| I’ll initiate you with some anastatics and a rubber glove | 
| I get my kicks from watching chick flicks | 
| European women shooting around out their lactating tits | 
| Now that’s what I call entertainment | 
| Some into the Orgy of the Damned and free yourselves from the enslaaaavements | 
| Soya juice |