| Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m Robin Lench!
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| And welcome to the «Lifestyles Of The Poor And Unfortunate»!
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| Where you and your broad… can win EIGHT days and nine dangerous nights at…
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| 'The Come On In Motel', overviewing… the Watts Tower. |
| (awwwwwwww!)
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| And for your transportation pleasures, you get to ride on what…
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| The «R.T.D.»: the «Rough, Tough and Dangerous»
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| Where, we provide you and your bitch… round trip transfer…
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| STRAIGHT DOWN RAAANGE… (AYO, NIGGA! GET OUTTA THE CAR, NIGGA!)
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| Where you can meet, who? |
| O.G. |
| MudBone! |
| (who the fuck are?)
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| Hello, O.G. |
| MudBone! |
| Say: «Hi!» |
| (NIGGA, FUCK YOU MUTHAFUCKA! — WIN THESE NUTS,
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| PUNK!)
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| And for your gambling cravings…
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| You can lose that trick-bitch that’s with ya… almost…
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| Well… basically… ANYWHERE! |
| (I give you $ 20 for your biiiiitch! Hahahahah!)
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| And for your nightlife entertainment, you get to visit…
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| Our very own… strawberry showgirls! |
| Located where? |
| On Figueroa!
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| 'Ey, 'ey, bitch! |
| 'Ey, how much for «head»?
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| Hahahahahah! |
| Oww… ahahh!
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| Ow! |
| Until next time!
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| 40 ounce dreams and watermelon wishes!
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| I’m Robin Lench, peace! |