| Yo yo yo yo yo yo
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| Whattup, put down those phones
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| Get off Instagram, come back to the real world
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| Yo, welcome to the Human Error universe
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| This is Deo de Madman
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| Now shut up
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| Fuck you and your pursuit of the truth
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| It’s a post-modern world where you are what you choose
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| Fake news is the flavour of the season
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| Where reason defers to your Daily Mail readers
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| State leaders are taking it in turns
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| To tie a little expert to a stake until he burns
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| While I’m still stuck trying to speak with intimidating words
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| Your emojis make a scintillating verse, so
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| I’ll break it down for your mediocre intellect
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| Your thoughts connect slower than a modem to the Internet
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| Yes, I can bust rhymes, fire, I combust
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| In your mind without a middle man and
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| Burn you with more lines than a griddle pan (he he he)
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| I make you giggle man?
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| Higgledy piggledy fall according to my simple plan
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| You still with me? |
| Didn’t think I’d take you that far
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| My words spread more terror than Allahu Akbar
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| Snap back, now do I have your attention?
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| Even ISIS has got an honourable mention
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| Has he lost his mind? |
| Nah, it’s probably dementia
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| I wish that I could join in his adventure
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| Left of centre? |
| I was singing el pueblo unido
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| As I swung from the placenta
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| What, you want something to censor?
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| Alexa, play me something I can watch animal sex to
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| These vicious circles are pulling me in
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| I wanna get out, but can’t get enough of the sin
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| Once I’m in, I keep spiralling
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| Never know which next one I’ll be in
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| These vicious circles are pulling you in
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| You wanna get out, but can’t get enough of the sin
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| Once you’re in, you keep spiralling
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| Never know which next one you’ll be in
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| Fuck you as you venerate your labour
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| You’re wrapped around the system like cigarette paper
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| Twenty-hour shifts got your brain breaking down
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| Your anxiety’s a requisite part of your behaviour
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| All in favour of Brexit raise your fingers
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| I can see them from the crack in your closet door splinters
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| Who’d have thought that democracy implies
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| That the mob are now wise able political thinkers?
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| I guess I’ll drink three fingers to that
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| Then document the moment and post it on Pinterest
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| I show the Internet my idealised perfection
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| But my dating life is stagnant, with no swipes on Tinder left
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| So what epitomises our day and age?
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| It’s that Google has the answer to every single thing that’s made
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| Defunct is the book, lost are the manuals
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| The only letters left are the ones on your Twitter page
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| Uh uh uh uh, at least we have to tolerate together
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| This pitter-pattering weather that keeps pestering us
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| I smell the festering mud
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| I’d rather travel to a warm paradise where I can rest and make love (oh yeah
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| baby)
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| So let me exit the club, 'cause all these
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| Underaged kids are clearly vexed and on drugs
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| The sad truth about this Generation Z
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| Is that they can’t even recite the whole alphabet
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| These vicious circles are pulling me in
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| I wanna get out, but can’t get enough of the sin
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| Once I’m in, I keep spiralling
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| Never know which next one I’ll be in (yo)
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| These vicious circles are pulling you in
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| You wanna get out, but can’t get enough of the sin
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| Once you’re in, you keep spiralling
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| Never know which next one you’ll be in
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| Listen mate, put that fucking phone down
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| I’m not gonna tell you again, I said- no!
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| Stop filming, don’t film me, fucking put it down
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| Oi — what you fucking doing?
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| Put that thing away, I don’t wanna be in it
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| Nah mate, you’ve got no right, no right, what you doing, fuck off |