| A woman that I know just came from Colombia
|
| She smiled because I did not understand
|
| Then she held our some marijuana, ha, ha She said it was the best in all the land.
|
| And I said, no, no, no, no, I don’t smoke it no more
|
| I’m tired of wakin’up on the floor
|
| No thank you please it only makes me sneeze
|
| And then it makes it hard to find me door.
|
| A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain
|
| She smiled because I did not understand
|
| Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine
|
| She said it was the best in all the land.
|
| And I said, no, no, no, no, I don’t sniff it no more
|
| I’m tired of wakin’up on the floor
|
| No thank you please it only makes me sneeze
|
| And then it makes it hard to find me door.
|
| A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee-o
|
| He smiled because I did not understand
|
| Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh oh He said it was the best in all the land.
|
| And I said, no, no, no, no, I don’t drink it no more
|
| I’m tired of wakin’up on the floor
|
| No thank you please it only makes me sneeze
|
| And then it makes it hard to find me door.
|
| No thank you please it only makes me sneeze
|
| And then it makes it hard to find me door… |