Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Torpedo, artist - Hoyt Axton.
Date of issue: 06.04.2021
Song language: English
Torpedo |
She said you’re a living legend I said thank you kindly ma’am |
She said don’t be so mug I don’t mean good |
I said I beg your pardon I just don’t understand |
She said that’s all right I never thought you would |
Oh she was a torpedo she got me in the engine |
I never saw the bomb she threw at me |
Oh she was a torpedo and when she exploded |
I closed my eyes and sank beneath the sea |
She said I’d like to know you better I said honey here I am |
She said don’t move so fast I’m kind of shy |
I said I beg you pardon she said I’m not that kind of girl |
She took her beer and hit me in the eye |
Oh she was a torpedo and I was her tanker |
I knew right then she should be left alone |
Oh she was a torpedo and I was her target |
I closed my eyes and sank beneath the foam |
She said she’d never leave me and she’d treat me like a king |
I told her that I’d love her all my life |
She took me to the cleaners then she drove me up the wall |
She borrowed my last dime and called my wife |
Oh she was a torpedo and I was a tanker |
I never should have met her in that bar |
She was a torpedo and when she was loaded |
She wrecked my life and then she wrecked my car |
Oh she was a torpedo she got me in the engine |
I never saw the bomb she threw at me |
Oh she was a torpedo and when she exploded |
I closed my eyes and sank beneath the sea |