| Hey listen baby let me talk to you
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| You make me glad you’re in my life (shawty, yeah, yeah)
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| I wanna be with you forever
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| But what’s the point when we all gonna die?
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| Earthquakes coming for you
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| Climate change: what’cha gonna do?
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| Trump got his hands on the nukes
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| Watch out for Kim Jong-Un
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| I’m stressing 'bout asteroids too
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| You know we can’t breathe on the moon
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| You know we can’t terraform Mars
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| What we gonna do without bees?
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| You got me thinking 'bout commitment
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| All I want to do is give you my name
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| But it’s really, really hard to plan a wedding
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| When the world is engulfed in flames
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| Even if we do defeat ISIS
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| We’re gonna die from a global virus
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| Gonna drown when the sea level rises
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| Lose our money in a financial crisis
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| Robots are taking our jobs
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| Advertisers know where you live
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| Super volcanoes are real
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| I just read a thing about bats
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| Apparently, we like, really need bats to survive
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| Like, the guano or the bacteria is good or something?
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| Sounds kinda batshit to me |