Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Past My Prime , by - Hovey Benjamin. Release date: 05.03.2019
Song language: English
Past My Prime |
| Oh my God |
| I just realized something terrible |
| I’m past my athletic prime |
| I wasted my whole athletic prime |
| It’s gone like the sands of time (Gone) |
| All that’s left for me to do is die |
| Will I ever go pro? |
| No, sorry bro |
| Will I make it to the NBA? |
| No way, not today, or ever |
| Why did I waste my time? |
| Makin' these beats and these rhymes |
| I should’ve trained for the draft |
| Instead of makin' 'em laugh |
| Why am I trying to sing? |
| I should be chasin' a ring |
| I’m past my prime |
| All I got left is my, sexual prime |
| Let me just double-check that online |
| Wait, according to Cosmo Magazine |
| I sexually peaked at 18 |
| I’m past my sexual prime |
| I could’ve been the Ron Jeremy of my time |
| I’m sad 'cause I never tried |
| Now I prolly have to turn to a life of crime |
| Will I star in a porno? |
| Of course no, it’s too late |
| Will I have a threesome with two milfs? |
| I don’t think I will, I lack the skills |
| I wish I tried my best |
| I should’ve focused on sex |
| Now I just smash for free |
| Instead of professionally |
| Watching a porn movie |
| Thinkin' that could’ve been me |
| I’m past my prime |
| All I got left is my, Optimus Prime |
| Let me just double-check that online |
| Oh my God, Transformers aren’t real |
| I don’t even know how to feel |
| I’m past my Optimus Prime |
| I will never bring a cool red truck to life |
| I wish I had a sentient ride |
| I always thought I’d fight with robots in the sky |
| Will I hang out with an autobot? |
| Probably not, they don’t exist |
| Will I ever meet Shia LaBeouf? |
| Well, actually, I don’t know, maybe |
| I’m past my prime |
| I wasted my life |
| But don’t you cry |
| 'Cause when I die |
| I still have my, Amazon Prime |
| I’m just now entering my Amazon Prime as I leave my athletic prime |