Lyrics There Is a Fracture - Henrik Widegren

There Is a Fracture

The orthopedist said: There is a fracture.
I have to operate
The anaesthetist said: Great.
Can you please explicate?
The orthopaedist said: There is a fracture.
I have to operate
The anaesthetist said: I see, you need an operation
But if I’m gonna do it.
I need some more information
The orthopaedist said: It’s a fracture with a rotation
The anaesthetist said: Ok, whose fracture is it?
A he or a she?
A heavyweight or a kleine?
The orthopaedist said: Whose fracture?
Of course it’s mine!
The anaesthetist said: But whom does the fracture belong to?
Young or old?
Any other lesions known?
The orthopaedist said: The fracture belongs to a bone!
The anaesthetist said: And who belongs to the bone?
The orthopaedist said: I get it.
She’s healthy.
Let’s see:
Diabetes, COPD and she’s 93
The anaesthetist said: Thank you!
Anything else?
The orthopaedist said: Well, she’s laid three days in the woods
So she is very fasted.
Isn’t that good?
The anaesthetist said: Anything about her heart?
The orthopaedist said: Oh yes, I have her ECG
And she has, let’s see: Ventricular asystole
The anaesthetist took a benzo and said: Ok
Her heart, «the blood pump», it’s stopped its beating
The orthopaedist said: Oh, but then there will be less bleeding?
The anaesthetist said: The best is: We need no intubation
Cause your lady’s breath is on an everlasting vacation
The orthopaedist was thinking of fracture stabilization
The anaesthetist said: She’ll go to post mortem examination
And then she’s off to funeral and cremation
The orthopaedist said: I’ll join her!
She needs an operation!
She needs an operation!
Yes, I need an operation!